An Ecstasy Of Fumbling

Hey, I'm J. I'm 30, I live in England and I just post whatever grabs my attention. I have no idea how to end this bit so I think I'll just
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  • vortexanomaly:

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    • 1 day ago
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  • r0zeclawz:

    r0zeclawz:

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    sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

    if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

    (via unashamedly-enthusiastic)

    • 5 days ago
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  • depsidase:

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    (via knifesquidblr)

    • 6 days ago
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  • der-ewige-retard:
“m3n4c3v35537:
“unexplained-events:
“ Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
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Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse” ”

    der-ewige-retard:

    m3n4c3v35537:

    unexplained-events:

    Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

    Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

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    (via augustdementhe)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 189466 notes
  • secondbeatsongs:

    amen-break-detector:

    secondbeatsongs:

    moss-dragon:

    spritefrosty:

    lizardsister:

    pedantricks:

    secondbeatsongs:

    “Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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    YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

    THINK YOU’RE BABY?

    HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

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    my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

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    losing my mind over this

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    Amen Break not detected

    hey hold on

    a screenshot from the amen-break-detector's blog, that reads:  For the purposes of this blog anything that has a sampled breakbeat is considered an Amen Break  Also a chopped Amen Break will still count as an Amen Break

    are you challenging me? is that what this is?

    hmm…

    (via silverjirachi)

    • 2 weeks ago
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  • thedankmemes:

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    • 2 weeks ago
    • 114273 notes
    • #technically the first part of worst fits the description of best
    • #car is Machine
    • #Puddle is Low
    • #Wash is Debatable
  • fiollaigean:

    helpmepleaseicantfindaname:

    thisbibliomaniac:

    kirkendauhl-v2:

    msburgundy:

    thisbibliomaniac:

    Gatekeeping is so good and important

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    What’s she saying in the photo

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    (via t3sticles)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 162842 notes
  • swamplevel:

    the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?  — bran (@slugopolis) January 30, 2025ALT

    keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

    (via niceferatu)

    • 2 weeks ago
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    • #‘gets to be’
    • #my friend I believe you can negotiate about this
    • #im
    • #not certain but
    • #there is not necessarily a one dog limit here
  • mousegirlheart:

    mousegirlheart:

    mousegirlheart:

    mousegirlheart:

    why is it, every time, with these van life family vlogger mommies, that the kids have the most Fucked™ sleeping arrangements, and then the camera cuts to the parents completely normal comfy queen mattress. do they not realize? how fucked they look?

    ah yes. 3 of our kids sleep on the dining table. Enoch and Josiah sleep straight on the floor with no padding. Noah on the couch. 3 other kids to a single and double bed. Baby Moses in his own crib. And Mommy and Daddy have this big lovely normal bed! this is completely normal and not abusive in the slightest! don’t forget to like and subscribe!

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    kids get the coffins but mommy and daddy get the real bed. we’re such good parents. we planned this out so well!

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    even the draugr have bigger beds

    (via the-lonely-desolation)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 3875 notes
  • shofarsogood:
“greater-than-the-sword:
“bobcarter:
“ This explains perfectly why we want to keep cash. Be it dollar signs or pound signs, the principle is exactly the same.
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Add to that: the government and advertisers don’t know what you are...

    shofarsogood:

    greater-than-the-sword:

    bobcarter:

    This explains perfectly why we want to keep cash.  Be it dollar signs or pound signs, the principle is exactly the same.

    Add to that: the government and advertisers don’t know what you are purchasing when you buy with cash; which is desirable even if you’re not doing something illegal, especially in this age where people are constantly profiled.

    Don’t forget that this is vital for people escaping abuse.

    Cash is how you can buy food and clothes without your abuser knowing. It’s how you can get hotel rooms without leaving a paper trail. It lets you receive money without a record of who gave it to you. You can hide large amounts of money in a purse or backpack. You don’t have to keep it all in one place.

    Cash lets people save up and leave their abusive spouses and parents. It’s so important.

    We need to keep cash around to protect people who need to leave.

    (via the-lonely-desolation)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 41379 notes
    • #cash is king queen jack and ace
  • dreamofbecoming:

    worldheritagepostorganization:

    weepingwillo:

    kristiemewisstan:

    atlinmerrick:

    fysticalmorest:

    pawton-meowity:

    jamie-is-spooky:

    razzal213:

    borzboy:

    yondus-wife:

    scoobertdoobertlove:

    ladyallo:

    colorguardian18:

    a-walking-lovesong:

    attentiondeficitstarscream:

    attentiondeficitstarscream:

    me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

    my brain:

    my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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    ranibow sprimkle……..

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    kepchup.

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    SPINCH

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    B A N C H

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    chichen nuggest

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    b R o G L e

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    strawbebbies..

    this post almost moved me to tears

    Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

    I’m kepchup lmao

    Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

    This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

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    some additions from my own collection

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    World Heritage Post

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    (via unbronzebitch)

    • 2 weeks ago
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  • is-there-a-boat:

    mildmayfoxe:

    cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

    arienai:

    Twitter user @ LookAtMyMeat1 has posted a wikipedia screenshot.  The screenshot shows two ships passing by.  The caption reads, "While sailing the Mediterranean Sea in 1962, the American aircraft carrier USS Independence flashed the Amerigo Vespucci with the light signal asking: "Who are you?" The full-rigged ship answered: "Training ship Amerigo Vespucci, Italian Navy." The Independence replied, "You are the most beautiful ship in the world."  This tweet was quote retweeted by user @ cattaur who adds, "this is yuri"ALT

    yuri shipping

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    update!

    for everyone else who wants to see better pics of the most beautiful ship in the world

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    THERE IS THE ITALIAN TRAINING SHIP AMERIGO VESPUCCI!!

    THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP IN THE WORLD!!!

    (via unbronzebitch)

    Source: twitter.com
    • 2 weeks ago
    • 116369 notes
  • ralfmaximus:

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    The kids are doing fine.

    (via unbronzebitch)

    Source: mastodon.social
    • 2 weeks ago
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  • lemontongues:

    shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who’s not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

    (via clarissa-lovelace)

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 77044 notes
    • #chef thank you chef
    • #ditto chef
  • supreme-leader-stoat:

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    • 2 weeks ago
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